For Boys ONLY

Got this as a broadcast message and I think its funny. Its nothing serious but it made me laugh.

A circular from Boyfriend Association of Nigeria (BAN)

"They have started Again ooo!!!!

Why would a girl that claims to love you, send you:

Boxers and expect a BB?

A neck-tie and expect Brazillian hair?

Singlet and expect iPAD3

Cuff-links and expect Blackberry porsche

Nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner at KFC.

You pay her school fees and she is on her period three times a month yet we preach gender equality....
NO!

As a result of the observable injustice and inequality.
The Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (BAN) in its 17th annual general meeting held yesterday at the Federal secretariat Abuja, has concluded, that it should be on (TB) trade by barter basis this February 14th coming in the next 14 days simply:

A singlet for bra.

A boxers for a pant.

A roll-on for a Sure Perfume.

Cuff-links for a rubber band to tie her natural hair.

If she shows up at your door empty handed, off your cable, put NTA for her to watch.

If she gives you flower, you give her mango leaf, after all, the two are gotten from trees..

If she comes for a dinner without money, take her to night vigil.

Signed: BAN"

-Anonymous